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Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Why cant a narcissist admit when they are wrong?
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Loons and Moons
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Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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No way
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Still no good.