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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 00:44

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Canelo Alvarez vs. Terence Crawford Lands On Netflix, Las Vegas To Host Superfight - RingMagazine.com

Everyone loved it.

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

3 keys to success every Citadel intern learns their first week on the job - Business Insider

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Brain ‘Reset Wave’ May Explain How ECT Rapidly Relieves Depression - Neuroscience News

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

Why are North Carolina Democrats against Mark Robinson? He is the modern Martin Luther King Jr. and the Democrats are being stupid for not voting him.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Can you explain the difference between being a conservative Republican and a liberal Democrat? Can you provide some examples of their ideologies?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

Why cant a narcissist admit when they are wrong?

Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

News & Notes: John Harbaugh on Why Jon Gruden Observed OTAs - Baltimore Ravens

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

Loons and Moons

King Charles Shares Super Rare Photo With Late Father Prince Philip - AOL.com

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Cher’s Son Elijah Blue Allman Hospitalized After ‘Acting Erratically’ - Rolling Stone

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

iFixit Says Switch 2 Is Probably Still Drift Prone - WIRED

No way

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Astronomers simulate a star's final moments as it's swallowed by a black hole: 'Breaks like an egg' - Space

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

Still no good.

Milwaukee-area family suing Children's Wisconsin after daughter's brain donation was lost - Milwaukee Journal Sentinel